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Heather Hill!

Author, comedy writer and mum of five (not the band).

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My background

Heather Hill  lives in Scotland and is one of a rare kind; the rare kind being one of the 0.5% of females that is ever-so-slightly colour blind. She is known to have been prevented from leaving the house with blue eyebrows on at least one occasion.

After messing around on Twitter for a while, publishing some of her random thoughts, Heather found herself voted one of 50 funniest women to follow on Twitter by the Huffington Post UK. She then became invited for a stint at writing lines for comedians in the Aberdeen, Glasgow & Edinburgh live comedy circuit. When one of her clients won a regional comedy award using some f her lines, she thought it was time to get serious - in a funny way. It was then that she embarked on a pipe dream of a novel writing career. Her hilarious, debut British comedy ebook, 'The New Mrs D', was an Amazon No1 best seller before the paperback was published by Fledgling Press, Edinburgh in Spring 2015. She has since gone on to write two further novels, all set in her beloved home country, Scotland.
She has written for publications including Psychologies Magazine and has been included as one of Scotland's 200 most remarkable voices in The Scotsman newspaper in 2017. 

Why is she writing this as though someone else is speaking? Who knows. I think she thought it would look all professional...


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I love nothing better than to hear from readers, basically because I'm not JK and don't have 20 million of them. But seriously, do reach out anytime, I'd be very happy to hear from you.

Heather Hill, Comedy Author

Elvanfoot, Biggar, Scotland, GB

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