Posts by Heather Hill

Blod, Sweet & Teer's

Blod, Sweet & Teer's

This week I am celebrating two years – yes TWO YEARS – of chasing my writing dream and swearing at...

50 Shades of Graphite – The Longhand of the Hill

50 Shades of Graphite – The Longhand of the Hill

‘Most people enjoy the sight of their own handwriting as they enjoy the smell of their own farts.’ – WH...

Throwing Away Cups of Coffee and Other Hilarious Things

Throwing Away Cups of Coffee and Other Hilarious Things

I opened Twitter this morning to catch up on the news and spotted a tweet from @VictoriaAPepe, that said: “Wellcome Book Trust...

The New Mrs D – A Greek Travesty

The New Mrs D – A Greek Travesty

Bearded lady, 41, slightly used, with squishy, puffball belly subtly disguised by low-lying nipples, seeks man with GSOH, porn allergies...

Adopting an Elfy Lifestyle

Adopting an Elfy Lifestyle

After almost two years of calling myself an ‘aspiring’ writer, early this month I took the important step of self-publishing...

Smelly Is The New Perfume

Smelly Is The New Perfume

I don’t know why I read women’s magazines because they nearly always make me cross.  But today I rewarded myself...

How to Build a Friendship in 140 Characters

How to Build a Friendship in 140 Characters

On Friday, 2nd March I crossed two UK borders to attend the Tenovus St David’s Day Dinner.  Tenovus are a...

I Made Multi-Coloured Soup!

For some strange reason, my husband figured the best thing to buy me for Christmas was a days cookery lesson. ...

Must Write This, Then Get Back To Writing

Must Write This, Then Get Back To Writing

Let’s see how well you know me. This Christmas period, did I: Bake a wall of mince pies, hide behind...

Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree, How Come We Can't Afford One?

Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree, How Come We Can't Afford One?

Warning: I may be admitting to a crime – watch this space. In the Hill family and in the life...

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